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Washington “Tax This” Stainless Tumbler – The Original Tea Bagger Meets the Original Cow Striper
Washington “Tax This” Stainless Tumbler – The Original Tea Bagger Meets the Original Cow Striper
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Washington “Tax This” Stainless Tumbler – The Original Tea Bagger Meets the Original Cow Striper
Some things are just deeply American: freedom, striped bass, and refusing to get pushed around.
Our Washington “Tax This” Stainless Tumbler features a battle-ready George Washington gripping a striped bass beneath the bold slogan “TAX THIS.” It’s patriotic, aggressive, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of energy America’s 250th birthday deserves.
This design takes a hilarious swing at Revolutionary War attitude while tying it directly into fishing culture. Because if there’s one thing anglers understand, it’s rebellion—against bad tides, slow bites, boat traffic, and anybody trying to tell us where we can’t fish.
Wrapped in a bold repeating Americana pattern, this tumbler was made for the fishermen who wake up before dawn, burn absurd amounts of gas money chasing migratory fish, and still somehow think “one more cast” is a reasonable life strategy.
Whether it’s coffee on the morning run, ice water at the beach blitz, or celebratory dock beers after a bite, this tumbler keeps your drinks locked down and your patriotism turned all the way up.
Features:
Bold “Tax This” George Washington and striped bass artwork
Durable stainless steel construction
Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
Spill-resistant lid built for life on the move
Perfect for boats, trucks, beach runs, and questionable financial decisions chasing fish
Designed for anglers who believe freedom and stripers go hand in hand
1776 energy. Chesapeake attitude. Striped bass diplomacy.
Some things are just deeply American: freedom, striped bass, and refusing to get pushed around.
Our Washington “Tax This” Stainless Tumbler features a battle-ready George Washington gripping a striped bass beneath the bold slogan “TAX THIS.” It’s patriotic, aggressive, slightly unhinged, and exactly the kind of energy America’s 250th birthday deserves.
This design takes a hilarious swing at Revolutionary War attitude while tying it directly into fishing culture. Because if there’s one thing anglers understand, it’s rebellion—against bad tides, slow bites, boat traffic, and anybody trying to tell us where we can’t fish.
Wrapped in a bold repeating Americana pattern, this tumbler was made for the fishermen who wake up before dawn, burn absurd amounts of gas money chasing migratory fish, and still somehow think “one more cast” is a reasonable life strategy.
Whether it’s coffee on the morning run, ice water at the beach blitz, or celebratory dock beers after a bite, this tumbler keeps your drinks locked down and your patriotism turned all the way up.
Features:
Bold “Tax This” George Washington and striped bass artwork
Durable stainless steel construction
Double-wall vacuum insulation keeps drinks cold or hot for hours
Spill-resistant lid built for life on the move
Perfect for boats, trucks, beach runs, and questionable financial decisions chasing fish
Designed for anglers who believe freedom and stripers go hand in hand
1776 energy. Chesapeake attitude. Striped bass diplomacy.
