Chesapeake Trilogy
Sleep When You're Dead Astronaut Mug
Sleep When You're Dead Astronaut Mug
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“Sleep When You’re Dead” Mug — Caffeine, Chaos, and the Striper Grind
Some mornings demand more than coffee — they demand commitment. This mug features the “Sleep When You’re Dead” artwork: a blank stare astronaut sipping coffee awaiting the next tide. It’s a darkly humorous nod to every striper junkie who sacrifices sleep for the perfect cast, the right tide, and the bite that never comes easy.
Start your day the same way you start your season — wide-eyed and relentless.
✅ Why you’ll love it:
Durable ceramic mug — microwave & dishwasher safe
High-contrast vintage-style artwork with fish-or-die attitude
Holds just enough coffee to fuel a sunrise launch or midnight scout
🎣 Perfect for:
Hardcore anglers chasing tides, not bedtimes
Desk warriors who’d rather be in waders
A gift that says “I know exactly how twisted your fishing obsession is”
Because when the bite’s on, sleep is off.
Pour it hot. Cast it cold. Sleep when you’re dead.
• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Some mornings demand more than coffee — they demand commitment. This mug features the “Sleep When You’re Dead” artwork: a blank stare astronaut sipping coffee awaiting the next tide. It’s a darkly humorous nod to every striper junkie who sacrifices sleep for the perfect cast, the right tide, and the bite that never comes easy.
Start your day the same way you start your season — wide-eyed and relentless.
✅ Why you’ll love it:
Durable ceramic mug — microwave & dishwasher safe
High-contrast vintage-style artwork with fish-or-die attitude
Holds just enough coffee to fuel a sunrise launch or midnight scout
🎣 Perfect for:
Hardcore anglers chasing tides, not bedtimes
Desk warriors who’d rather be in waders
A gift that says “I know exactly how twisted your fishing obsession is”
Because when the bite’s on, sleep is off.
Pour it hot. Cast it cold. Sleep when you’re dead.
• Ceramic
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
