Chesapeake Trilogy
Sleep When You're Dead Astronaut Long Sleeve Tee
Sleep When You're Dead Astronaut Long Sleeve Tee
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“Sleep When You’re Dead” T-Shirt — For the Anglers Who Never Clock Out
Some chase tides. Some chase dreams. Some don’t sleep at all.
The “Sleep When You’re Dead” tee is for the striper-obsessed — the ones who grind through midnight tides, slap fog off their lenses, and only stop casting when the fish do.
Featuring an intricately illustrated astronaut, sipping coffee and gathering lures for the next tide, this design is a darkly humorous nod to the sleepless pursuit of trophy stripers. You don’t need rest. You need just one more cast.
✅ Why you’ll love it:
Soft, all-day (and all-night) comfort for those chasing the tide
Vintage pen-and-ink style illustration with macabre angler flair
A perfect mix of hardcore fishing energy and dark coastal humor
🎣 Perfect for:
Surf rats, jetty junkies, and midnight marauders
Cold brews, warm bites, and wild-eyed all-nighters
Anyone who knows the fish don’t care what time it is — and neither do you
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a warning. A mantra. A mood.
Sleep later. Fish now. Obsess always.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Some chase tides. Some chase dreams. Some don’t sleep at all.
The “Sleep When You’re Dead” tee is for the striper-obsessed — the ones who grind through midnight tides, slap fog off their lenses, and only stop casting when the fish do.
Featuring an intricately illustrated astronaut, sipping coffee and gathering lures for the next tide, this design is a darkly humorous nod to the sleepless pursuit of trophy stripers. You don’t need rest. You need just one more cast.
✅ Why you’ll love it:
Soft, all-day (and all-night) comfort for those chasing the tide
Vintage pen-and-ink style illustration with macabre angler flair
A perfect mix of hardcore fishing energy and dark coastal humor
🎣 Perfect for:
Surf rats, jetty junkies, and midnight marauders
Cold brews, warm bites, and wild-eyed all-nighters
Anyone who knows the fish don’t care what time it is — and neither do you
This isn’t just a shirt. It’s a warning. A mantra. A mood.
Sleep later. Fish now. Obsess always.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
