Fishing With Your Mom Water Bottle

“Fishing: If It Was Easy They’d Call It Your Mom” Stainless Water Bottle — Sip Responsibly, Talk Recklessly

Start your morning with hot coffee and hotter insults. This double-wall stainless steel water bottle features a clean retro-style fisherman graphic with the kind of line you only say around your kind of people:
“Fishing — If it was easy, they’d call it your mom.”
Savage? Yes. Wrong? Also yes. But hilarious? Absolutely.

Whether you’re pre-gaming a sunrise launch or hydrating between casts, this tumbler keeps your drinks cold, your coffee hot, and your comebacks even hotter.

✅ Why you’ll love it:

32 oz of ice-cold disrespect or steaming hot sarcasm

Durable, double-wall insulation to survive drops, boat spray, and friend roasts

Bold, funny graphic that sparks laughs and side-eyes in equal measure

🎣 Perfect for:

Early mornings, late-night fish stories, and brutal buddy banter

Anglers who talk as much trash as they pull

Keeping your drink chill while your jokes cross the line

This isn’t just a tumbler. It’s a warning label with a lid.

Pour it up. Cast it out. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.