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Fishing With Your Mom Stainless Tumbler

Fishing With Your Mom Stainless Tumbler

Regular price $35.00 USD
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“Fishing: If It Was Easy They’d Call It Your Mom” Stainless Tumbler — Sip Responsibly, Talk Recklessly

Start your morning with hot coffee and hotter insults. This double-wall stainless steel tumbler features a clean retro-style fisherman graphic with the kind of line you only say around your kind of people:
“Fishing — If it was easy, they’d call it your mom.”
Savage? Yes. Wrong? Also yes. But hilarious? Absolutely.

Whether you’re pre-gaming a sunrise launch or hydrating between casts, this tumbler keeps your drinks cold, your coffee hot, and your comebacks even hotter.

✅ Why you’ll love it:

20oz of ice-cold disrespect or steaming hot sarcasm

Durable, double-wall insulation to survive drops, boat spray, and friend roasts

Bold, funny graphic that sparks laughs and side-eyes in equal measure

🎣 Perfect for:

Early mornings, late-night fish stories, and brutal buddy banter

Anglers who talk as much trash as they pull

Keeping your drink chill while your jokes cross the line

This isn’t just a tumbler. It’s a warning label with a lid.

Pour it up. Cast it out. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

• Tapered stainless steel body
• Transparent press-in plastic lid
• Capacity: 20 oz (600 ml)
• Height: 6.77″ (17.20 cm)
• Diameter: 2.83″–3.39″ (7.20 cm–8.60 cm)
• Weight: 11.04 oz (313 g)
• Double-walled vacuum seal insulation
• Glossy finish
• Dishwasher-safe

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