1% Mortality Beer Lable Water Bottle

1% Mortality Beer Lable Water Bottle — Cold Facts, Cooler Style

At first glance, this water bottle looks like your favorite local beer can — vintage graphics, bold type, maybe something malty inside. But give it a closer look, and smart striped bass anglers will instantly crack a smile. Because this label is more than catchy design — it’s a subtle masterclass in how to keep stripers healthy after the fight.

Etched right into the faux beer label:

1% Mortality Rate: A quiet nod to those who chase stripers in waters above 2 ppt salinity, where water temps won’t spike catch-and-release mortality.

40°F: Not just your average cold one — it’s the magic temperature when big linesiders start smacking lures again. The real sign it’s time to rig up, not crack open a summer ale.

It’s the perfect way to keep hydrated on the skiff, jetty, or while rigging tackle in the garage — all while dropping knowledge that might make your buddies do a double take (and maybe fish smarter next time).

✅ Why anglers love it:

Stainless steel toughness: Keeps your drink icy all day, even on long runs between spots.

Classic beer-can look: Gets a laugh (and respect) from fishing buddies and curious onlookers.

Built-in brag: Proves you understand the numbers — and how to keep your fisheries healthy.

🎣 Perfect for:

Cool mornings watching the surface for boils

Beach days where you want water to look like a frosty tallboy

Any angler who knows 40°F is more exciting than a six-pack

Because when you’re a dedicated striper angler, it’s not just about pounding beers — it’s about pounding surf at just the right temps, with just the right awareness. And this water bottle? It’s the best “beer” you’ll ever carry.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.